Christian Gamer

fennicfennec:

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

if (store.hasEggs()) {
    store.buy("Milk", 12);
}
else {
    store.buy("Milk", 1);
}

Better solution:

while (store.hasEggs()) {

    throw Egg(“brain() has overheated”);

    if (policeArrived()) {

        surrender();

        break;

    }

}

// This is what happens when you code with a fever

(Source: cssdy, via ifyoureleavingleavesomething)

brandonfarmahini:

I also hope that you don’t see through
this cleverly constructed ruse
designed by a marketing team
cashing in on puberty and low self-esteem
and girls’ desperate need to feel loved (x)

(Source: sourwolves, via stand-up-comic-gifs)

daisy-train:

ilykfc:

maths-sucks:

THIS IS WHY I LOVE AUSTRALIA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE DAY EVER!? 

daisy-train:

ilykfc:

maths-sucks:

THIS IS WHY I LOVE AUSTRALIA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE DAY EVER!? 

(via sarahxmay)